Science and Sarcasm: How about a little more sarcasm and a little less science?

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09 June 2005

How about a little more sarcasm and a little less science?
OK, it's not politically-correct to perpetuate the 'blonde' joke genre, but dang it they're funny. Here's a few that were forwarded to me in an email yesterday. I don't know their origin, but they were new to me.

Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie?
They went to see "Closed for the Winter."

Did you hear about the near-tragedy at the mall?
There was a power outage, and twelve blondes were stuck on the escalators
for over four hours.

A blonde went to an eye doctor to have her eyes checked for glasses.

The doctor directed her to read various letters with the left eye while covering the right eye. The blonde was so mixed up on which eye was which that the eye doctor, in disgust, took a paper lunch bag with a hole to see through, covered up the appropriate eye and asked her to read the letters.
As he did so, he noticed the blonde had tears streaming down her face.

"Look," said the doctor, "there's no need to get emotional about getting glasses."

"I know," agreed the blonde, "But I kind of had my heart set on wire frames."

A blonde was shopping at a Target Store and came across a silver thermos.
She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and brought it over to the clerk to ask what it was.

The clerk said, "Why, that's a thermos..... it keeps some things hot and some things cold."

"Wow, said the blonde, "that's amazing.... I'm going to buy it!" So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day.

Her boss saw it on her desk. "What's that,' he asked?

"Why, that's a thermos..... it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold, " she replied.

Her boss inquired, "What do you have in it?"

The blond replied, "Two Popsicles, and some coffee".

A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls".

Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
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